1/10/2004

It's the Weekend:
And on the weekend the Rude Pundit drinks himself into a constant stupor to make the voices in his head stop. Well, actually, this week, it's just the pathetic whine of Colin Powell, crying into the darkness, the void, that WMDs really, really do exist. Christ, in any decent civilization, he'd've fallen on his sword by now and drunk in the sweet, sweet bliss and nobility of suicide.

Meanwhile, search engines are a funny, funny thing. You type in "Grandma's peaches" and who knows what'll come up at Google. But apparently, if you type, "little tits" into Yahoo, somewhere, way down the list, is the Rude Pundit. The Rude Pundit would like to think about someone with a little tittie fetish, half-tumescent cock out, clicking around, seeking those little titties, clicking on the Rude Pundit, and masturbating even more forcefully while reading this blog.

So, consider this the audience participation section: because people are such sick fucks in general, here's some of the search engine terms that have recently brought up the Rude Pundit in a list of god only knows what else (these are completely real and are listed at Extreme Tracking):
monster cunt
Ann Coulter is a cunt
"Molesting Uncle" comedian
Anderson Cooper nude
fuck Bush
Bush is an asshole
Rumsfeld is an asshole
young boy cock
Jessica Lynch getting ass fucked
Jessica Lynch raped
schoolgirl sodomized
Bill O'Reilly splotchy
fucking turkey pussy & ass
tape fucking corpses ass
live picture of masturbating gay man with nice and huge cock

The sad part is how long this list could go on and on. So, here's the toast for the first chilled vodka shot of the morning - Cheers to every sad little fuck who needs to see a P.O.W. getting raped.
Back Monday.